brunetteinaunionjack:

hitlersasshole:

whatsacanada:

poopingwithjesus:

i think global warming has started because of extremely weird urls

yours is the biggest contributor 

what is a canada 

oh you’re one to talk hitlersasshole

dicksp8jr:

Reminder to STAY IN YOUR HOMES on December 21st if possible.

There is an entirely real possibility that crime will spike because some people genuinely believe the end of the world is nigh.

fuc-ked-up:

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to text her 6 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini 

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

biaineanderson:

space-cops:

w1gglytuff:

it’s cool if you’re transgendered/lesbian/gay/queer/asexual/nongender whatever but

nope

i’m crying

• Me: What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or something.
• Friend: Guess how much he waters his lilies
• Me: 
• Friend: 
• Me: 
• Friend: 
• Me: 
• Friend: Always
• Me: Go sit in a corner and think about what you just did

lepreas:

lolsupreme:

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

I CANT BREAHTE

idk you should probably open a window or something

accio-elderwand:

do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine

yourfictionmyreality:

i just

it’s so perfect

i could cry

because he would say

all of this

omw

benedough:

peregrint:

Happy Hobbit Month

best use of that gif

you should see my twitter oh my god i’m just freaking out about the shooting

UM WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN CONNETICUT

asgardbutt:

find out your friend has a tumblr

find out it’s a hipster blog

armisael:

I WENT BACK TO SEE WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST POSTS FIRST POST WAS AND THEIR BLOG GOES BACK TO 1970 WHATS GOING ON